At Barnes & Noble
- Jon: "Bilbao books would be in the travel section."
- Me: "There's travel!" *points to the corner with 'Travel' sign* "Wait why does it say 'Golf' under it?"
- Jon: "There's a big sign that says 'Travel' but under it are sports books...no travel books! Something is upsetting me, and I think it's the lies."
- Me: "Hahahahahaha! That's going to be my Facebook status..."
